Saturday, 5 May 2012

Cameron's Great Plan

According to the Telegraph, Cameron is planning a fightback after less than impressive local results. It's called a 'Battle Plan' we're assured:
The Prime Minister will produce a series of measures that he hopes will give “red meat” to Conservative backbenchers, who are calling for action to appeal to their core voters after poor local election results.
And the measures via the Queen's speech apparently include:
  1. Make firing underperforming employees easier in an attempt to free up the labour market and create jobs.

    (Already been announced 2011)
     
  2. Extend flexible working to anyone with a job, in an attempt to overcome Tory unpopularity among women, which analysts warn could be a serious threat at the next election.

    (Already been announced 2011)

  3. Clamp down on crime with a new “British FBI”, tougher anti-social behaviour measures and community sentences.

    (Already been announced 2010)
     
  4. Not include a Bill on HS2, which is hugely unpopular with backbenchers. Nor will it contain measures to allow private universities, which had risked a damaging rift with the Liberal Democrat.

    Hmm unpopular with backbenchers? Or try here instead.

  5. Avoid legislation to set a minimum level of foreign aid spending, a plan that has been derided by rebellious backbenchers.

    (We've been here before)
The man's a deceitful, incompetent and hopeless tosser.