I've just spotted this on the UKIP site, reference Paul McCartney's visit to the EU Parliament, which I blogged about here.
A couple of phrases amused me:
"I'm not an expert round here" Sir Paul (No? Really?)
"These points aren't my facts" Sir Paul (No they're not, and what about these facts as well?)
"We're a democracy" Jo Leinen MEP (He actually said that with a straight face)