The Boiling Frog: Offside!

Wednesday, 4 January 2012

Offside!

According to the Metro, a new set of coins will be issued to celebrate the London 2012 Olympics which includes a 50p piece that explains the football offside rule.

Allegedly, as pictured above:

The ingenious diagram shows a football pitch with simple icons showing whether a player is offside or not.

Yep, so ingenious that a 50p coin clears all the confusion up.

Such nuances like not "interfering with play", or was he in a "passive position", or was it "second phase play" or giving the "benefit of the doubt" are irrelevant.

We're all simpletons apparently - thank god we have a 50p coin to let us know the rules of football.

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TheBoilingFrog4 January 2012 at 19:49
@JiC We could kill them by throwing loads of 50p coins at them :-)
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john in cheshire4 January 2012 at 19:54
Now you're being silly, lol.
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TheBoilingFrog4 January 2012 at 19:56
@JiC Maybe, being silly makes the world go round lol
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john in cheshire4 January 2012 at 19:59
you are so right.
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Twig4 January 2012 at 20:46
So much for those cynics that say we're a dumbed down nation.
Next up, how to boil an egg on a pound.
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The British Government Knew The Consequences In 1971

Foreign and Commonwealth Office 30/1048 - 1971

...the transfer of major executive responsibilities to the bureaucratic Commission in Brussels will exacerbate popular feeling of alienation from government. To counter this feeling, strengthened local and regional democratic processes within the member states and effective Community regional economic and social policies will be essential.

Parliamentary sovereignty will be affected as we have seen. But the need for Parliament to play an increasing (if perhaps more specialised) role may develop. Firstly, although a European Parliament might in the longest term become an effective, directly elected democratic check upon the bureaucracy, this will not be for a long time, and certainly not in the decade to come. In the interval, to minimise the loss of democratic control it will be important that the British Parliamentarians should play an effective role both through the British membership in the European Parliament and through the processes of the British Parliament itself.

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