An interesting use of logic reached me via my inbox last week. A UKIP candidate due to stand in the local elections asked Oxford City Labour
Councillor Delia Sinclair (who incidentally has been
investigated for failing to declare an interest) the following question:
"Why can't we have a return to weekly waste collections?"
A fair and reasonable question I think. And the response from Councillor Sinclair?
"Weekly collections are already in place on an alternative weekly basis."
Its Orwellian beauty is truly genius. And it wouldn't do to mention the
elephant of course.